WHEN I IGNORE MY EX’S TEXTS
HOW I FEEL WHEN I PARALLEL PARK ON THE FIRST TRY
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY NEVER EAT FAST FOOD
I’M LIKE:
WHEN ANOTHER SEMESTER OF SCHOOL PASSES AND I DONT FAIL OUT
WHEN I REALIZE I FORGOT MY CELL PHONE AT HOME
WHEN I WAS ENJOYING MY FREEDOM AND THEN FINAL GRADES ARE POSTED
When I almost drop something but then catch it at the last second
When all of skinny/pretty friends keep talking about how fat/ugly they are
And I’m just sitting there like,
WHEN IM TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER TO GO OUT AND BE SOCIAL OR SIT AT HOME ON MY ASS
WHEN I ONLY WORK OUT SO I CAN EAT LIKE SHIT
